Lea Michele Officially Has My Unconditional Love

Anyone who knows me knows how embarrassingly obsessed I am with the Fox television show "Glee", but if its one thing I have stood by, it is my dislike for Lea Michele. Something about her just screams "I am an insufferable cunt!". I will not however, deny the effect her voice has on me.

I have been conflicted with this dilemma for a long, long time. Tonight, I have officially swayed to the other end of the spectrum. The following list is reasons why I can no longer deny my love for her.

1) she can sing ALMOST as well as Idina Menzel.
2) shes from New Jersey, which, I mean, that automatically means I am predisposed to like her.
3)




enough said. anyone who has ANYTHING negative to say about twilight has automatically endeared themselves to me. Read more!

Prepare to Cackle

i dont really think i need to give you a reason to see a ryan reynolds movie, but if you do need one...

well, just watch the trailer.



love sandra bullock too!

source

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#1 Reason I Refuse to Watch Twilight.

these twilimbeciles. thats why.

twitards

you will never catch me at a movie theatre for the entirety of this movie's theatrical release.
jeffrey dean morgan was there, too for some reason. he must have gotten lost?? i love him so much.


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Douches on SNL

speaking of live variety shows, the latest vid to be making the rounds today is one of Justin Timberlake, Paul Rudd (<3) , and Beyonce on SNL. i watched the video, in part because i am a sucker for punishment, which really is what a JT or Beyonce video is. but, it was actually pretty funny! usually you can smell her ego from a hundred miles away, but she seemed pretty normal- good acting! of course JT had to make it all about him. anyways, i got some laughs and paul rudd is absolutely adorable, so im posting it! enjoy.





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MadTV is Cancelled :(

Although i havent watched in years, MadTV was always my favorite lazy saturday night guilty pleasure. i would have very heated arguements with people, including my parents about how it was WAY better than SNL. looking back, this probably wasnt true, but i have a unique sense of humor, and prefer low brow. perhaps the reason i stopped watching was because of my favorite actors that left- Aries Spears, Stephanie Weir, Nicole Sullivan, Michael McDonald, and Debra Wilson.

To celebrate the death of such a large part of my adolescence, i am going to post some of my fave moments from the show (that i could find on youtube anyway). Heres one, and the rest are below the cut.







the vancome lady owns.







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lolololololol

why chuck? are you on your way to the American Dance Awards?

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if this doesnt make you happy

then theres really no hope for you.

if your not spoiler-averse, click under the cut for a giggle inducing photo thats gonna warm ur heart on this rainy saturday
(at least in jersey)




wallace shawn, IN THE FLESH, in a GG still. there's your cyrus rose!

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Everyone's At It

only true lily allen fans and dedicated gossip hounds will appreciate the fuckery of this video. idk if its fan made or truly something she had a creative hand in, but its bloody brazilliant:


basic premise: everyones on some kind of drug or medicated so just fucking accept it. shes like the poor man's M.I.A- social commentary in an obvious way and not buried into the song. i love her soo much! this is just a snip of the song but u can get the entire version on her myspace, see link in the "check them out" section on the right side of my page.

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this has been bothering me

for a long time now. i love icarly. like i love that show. to death. but everytime i see a picture of miranda cosgrove something just seems a little off about it. i can never put my finger on it. BUT TONIGHT I HAVE FOUND IT! thanks to help from the lovely community at ONTD. anyways...here is the separated by birth:


its undeniable. i feel bad saying this because i like her, but it looks like she has the head of a 40 year old and the body of a 15 yr old. its just weird.
anyways (lolololollololol) watch this video of tina chen (thats whos in the second picture if u dont look at perezhilton.com) because it is HIGHlarious.



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wow. wasnt expecting this

if you watch entourage, this should give you some chuckles.

whoever created this did a great job! it really looks authentic.



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anna faris boat skit on SNL

not sure why they have only one of her skits up, this one is prob my least favorite. but she sings! which i always love.

ill put others if they come up.

ps. this was the funniest part of the show last night, i literally was laughing in that loud embarassing way that u dont want other people to hear but its uncontrollable:


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Live from New Jersey its Saturday Night!

i really cant stress to you guys how slow of a news week it has been. usually, there will be one or two days where i can kind of get more than 6 things to post about in a day, but this week? not so much.

anyways, getting to the point, im home for the weekend because i was supposed to help out with a garage sale, which was cancelled from the rain. SO instead of being at a party with my roommates, like a normal 21 year old, im at home. watching saturday night live. WHICH IS OK! because anna faris is hosting and duffy is the musical guest.

its not a usual thing when two of your favorite people converge on one television show in a mix of awkwardness and irony. anna seems stuck in her cindy campbell/jane f/shelly roles. but im not complaining. it was just weird everytime she introduced duffy..i really think she had no idea who duffy was. and i dont think duffy knew who anna was either. when they stood next to each other at the end i kind of like looked away because neither knew what to do. finally anna said something to her and kind of initiated a hug.

anyways- i dont usually watch snl but it was funny! im going to look for clips to put on here for everyone. or maybe just me.

i know i did all of that preaching yesterday about how talented duffy is and all that jazz, but i wasnt impressed with her performances on SNL. i think she was super nervous. she sung in a completely higher octave than she usually does. i saw her live, and she was great, but SNL is kind of on a completely different plane. i hope she didnt turn off potential new listeners.

i guess i could be done boring you now with my thoughts. BUT one more thing. i found some more details on faris's boyfriend! see quote:
Faris is now in a relationship, the product of a friendship that blossomed into romance.

She reveals that her boyfriend is an actor but will not name him.

‘‘He's really proud of me, but he also seems like he couldn't care less, which is great,'' she says with a laugh.

‘‘I didn't stay off the market too long -- I found myself in a relationship fairly quickly. It was somebody I was friends with for a little while and I was always trying to hook him up with other girls.

‘‘It's awful that I know everybody he slept with and I helped him!''

weird that she would be so open with australian media...


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best pic EVER

proof that anna faris pwns every comedienne. and who ever thought she would hang out with lance bass?

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this is the greatest thing ive ever seen

a group of dancing chuckies invaded jessica simpson's set on good morning america.


i dont know whats more terrifying, jessica simpson making all of new york's ears bleed, or a dozen knife wielding chuckies who are loving it...
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The Office Blooper Reel

two more after the cut.

seriously funniest shit ive watched in a long time









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Quote of the Day

"I’m gonna be honest I couldn’t care less about anyone but Britney. As far as I’m concerned I wish it was a 2 hour Britney video diary. I wouldn’t care if she sang, took out her extensions or what. I just wanna watch Britney. In fact I’d like to just see her play with her kids on a tricycle. I don’t even care if she sings."- Kathy Griffin's reaction to the rumor that britney may be performing at this weeks VMA's.


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just cuz.

watch and laugh






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