finally

most likely ill edit this post tomorrow and add a picture and a source link so you dont think im full of shit, but its like 2 am and i wanted to mention it before i went to bed.

that was one really long run on sentence.

anyways, lindsay lohan is being honored by the Entertainment Industry Council for her accurate portrayal of someone with addition/mental health issues in the movie "Georgia Rule". for anyone who has seen this movie, youll know what they mean. obv alot of people havent seen it and dont want to give it a chance, but its actually really a great film. its very deep and depressing and deals with real issues in sort of a manner that makes it feel really surreal but almost realistic. idk maybe im babbling but who can blame me.

anyways ill post more info on this tomorrow! (or later today if you want to be literal.)



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pwned by lindsay lohan

click here to see a priceless video of lindsay lohan hitting a pap outside a new york hotel. dlisted put it perfectly:

"Last night at the Bowery Hotel in NYC, metal barricades were set up outside for Marc Anthony's stupid ass birthday party. HoHan, who is staying at the hotel, was making her way in when her big lesbian foot tripped over the barricade. Clumsy ass gayelle! HoHan mistakengly thought one of the pappies tripped her, so she turned around and punched him in the nose. Confessions of a broken snout!

TMZ reports that HoHan was on her phone at the time and said, Oh my God, I just hit a paparazzi."

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lindsay is legit, not le-shit

miz lohan goes all editorial for a spread in October's Elle magazine.

i like!

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Lindsay Lohan on Ugly Betty

omg yes! my three fave people from Ugly Betty together!

i wonder how many eps she will appear in?


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WORK

the following are a couple of pics from lindsay lohan's photo shoot with Nylon magazine. she looks great!
she manages to look pretty fierce.
say what you will about her but i think shes a great actress! ill def be seeing labor pains- just not sure if im gonna wait for the dvd.

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woah

america's favorite (or least favorite?) lesbians walk around LA.

what do you think of samantha's new hair? she looks even more like a friken guy now.

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all you people are idiots

people seriously dont fact check anymore..

including me. 

but seriously, even the likes of perez hilton fucked up on this one:

ET has learned that reports of a Lindsay Lohan motorbike accident in New York City last night, which allegedly happened while she was out partying with gal pal Samantha Ronson and landed her in the hospital, are false.

Her rep confirmed that the alleged accident didn't take place. "I spoke to Lindsay and she said this didn't happen," her rep tells ET

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is she playing a nurse?

lilo on the set of Betty.

thoughts?

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who knew!

lindsay lohan's shiteous new collection of leggings is selling out everywhere.

is dina buying them all up?

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lezhan news

heres your first bit of tv news for today..via ok mag

lindsay lohan will return to the ugly betty set this coming week to continue her multi-ep cameo on the show. lohan wrapped filming on her new movie Labor Pains just this past week.

i like how the executive producer approached having lindsay on the show, i think she honestly wanted lindsay for her acting style and not for her notoriety.

i love this show, but unfortch its not coming back until late Sept.

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i know who killed lezhan

so i had the tivo all to myself last week, which allowed me to record all of the movies on starz, encore, and hbo that i miss because im working, sleeping, or typing bullshit to you guys.

but anyways, one of the movies i recorded was I Know Who Killed Me, starring none other than La Lohan. i think some people have the idea that i hate her. WRONG. its more like i hate that i love her. ive seen (now) every movie shes been in. and unfortunately, i have loved all of them.

dont read ahead if you dont want to be spoiled (if you ever plan on seeing this movie, that is)

anyways, to the movie. let me give you some numbers to begin with, a background, if you will. the movie grossed around 10 million dollars worldwide. which actually, isnt surprising if you know the details. the movie played in 1320 theatres in its widest release. to put that in perspective, the most shiteous film in history, Meet Dave, opened in 3011 theatres.

i think what people fail to realize is that this film was AN INDIE film in nature. no doubt, it bombed harddddcore in the box office, but films like this usually do. critics ripped it apart, but thats per usual when it comes to the horror genre. none of those films screen early for critics because they usually get bad reviews and maybe the critics feel scorned? idk. if you go into it expecting it to be shit, you might actually enjoy it!

undoubtedly, the best part of the movie is the opening scene. no necessarily because of what it shows- but because of the cinematography. it opens up with a bewildered looking lindsay (no doubt on drugs) walking up on stage----at a strip club and doing some pole dancing. for me, it was a little weird and awkward watching katy harin stripping, but the bob dylan-esque song behind it made it somewhat beautiful and ironic..even generating a laugh from me with the lyric "well never judge a book by its cover, and dont beleive everything youve read". the song- "come right in" by Vietnam is actually so good- i went onto itunes a bought it.

this movie- dubbed a "thriller" is kind of cliche with its plot and gore, but i just couldnt get over the way it made me feel- so weirddddd. this is mostly because of the cinematography. it was downright intriguing. the director uses specific colored filters for each "character" that is supposed to be in that part of the film- lindsay plays twins again- aubrey (goody goody) and dakota (badass stripper) that dont know the other exists.

seeing lindsay as an amputee was def something that i still havent gotten over. literally you see her without and arm and a leg- its super weird and creepy. dakota's attitude is something ive gotten used to after seeing Georgia Rule, but still it seems a little contrived and cringeworthy at times. however, i did enjoy when she told her "boyfriend" when he was looking at her new prosthetic hand.. "its fucked up though huh."

overall, if your looking for some cheap laughs and maybe a thrill here and there (i was a little nervous and creeped out at the end), then i think this movie is worth a watch. they are playing it alot lately on starz edge if your a subscriber.

maybe im just a shamless lohan fan.....

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this is the funniest thing ive seen in months.

please click here if your a whore for Chelsea Handler...and the shiteous lohan family.

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uhm, awkward

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fall television BETCH

its barely july, but i cant help but be excited about fall television, that is if the strike doesnt ruin it. so! i put together a little schedule of what i will be watching and what i think YOU should be watching. this schedule does not count new pilots that could catch my eye, just returning favorites!
mondays: aka, the trifecta of female (and female inclined males) television, comparable to the alpha male's monday night football. three straight hours of soapy, gossipy, fashion filled television, with lots of handsome men in suits, or without shirts...etc.
8:00- Gossip Girl on the CW- in its sophomore season, GG has alot to prove, even though myself and countless others view it as an instant classic. GG is what i breath for on mondays.
9:00- One Tree Hill on the CW..soooo excited to see who lucas chose. and it better have been brooke! my roommate and i may be the only people who lose sleep over this predicament.
10:00- The Hills on MTV- the last half of season three didnt really blow my socks off, but with lauren's new job, strife with audrina, and new boyfriends(!) hopefully this season will revitalize the show to the one we all know and love.

tuesdays:

8:00-10:00- Biggest Loser: Families on NBC- i got into this show when i saw an entire season in one day- they had a marathon on new years day- and then loved the new season of "Biggest Loser Couples". ive seen a couple episodes when they did a season of two families against each other, it was a little dumb, but then again you need the whole season to really connect with the contestants. this is honestly one of the best shows on television, because it really changes peoples lives and inspires countless others to get healthy. love love love it.
Or as an alternative,
8:00- House on Fox- ive watched this show since it came on years ago, and what i loved most was that it is set in my beautiful home state of New Jersey. the acting is great, however sometimes i feel like the formula of each episode is a little redundant.

wednesdays:
ABC has a semi impressive schedule with Pushing Daisies, Private Practice (barf), and Dirty Sexy Money running from 8:00-11:00 or you have America’s Next Top Model on at 8 on the CW, but overall, I think I’ll stay away from the tube on wed nights.

Thursdays:
8:00- Ugly Betty on ABC- what i am most excited about for this next season is lindsay lohan's cameo. i have sort of a love hate relationship with her. shes easy to despise, but her acting and roles are very intriguing.
9:00- Grey’s Anatomy, this show doesnt really need an explanation, so im not going to give it one, but i will say that itll be interesting to see how everything fleshes out with katherine heigl's recent "tude" shes been coping.

Sundays: (easily the BEST NIGHT EVER)
7:00- America’s Funniest Home Videos
8:00- Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
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wanna see lindsay's baby bump?

eesh! imagine if she really was preg? creditz

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lezhan has landed a job.

i know, i checked my calendar too to make sure it wasnt april fools day or something. dont get me wrong, ive been a lindsay lohan fan way back, since Freaky Friday, but even i was beginning to think it was over.

supposedly its a romantic comedy where linsday pretends to be pregnant in order to keep her job. sad thing is, ill probly go see it. their marketers better work some big miracles for this film, because anything with lindsay attached to it usually bombs at the box office. The film is called Labor Pains by the way. im going to assume its a rumor though until we have some production stills.

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the funniest thing ive read all day

la lohan is still on lezwatch

"Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s non-reality-television-star parent recently told USWeekly that Samantha and Lindsay’s relationship is ” evident to anyone with half a brain.” Which means, we guess, that according to Michael Lohan, most of the media doesn’t have half a brain. Or, they could be dedicating their half a brain to something newsworthy, which is sometimes more than we can say for ourselves…"

from www.thebadandugly.com

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gag reel

this photo pretty much speaks for itself.

although, lindsay does look pretty ravishing doesnt she?

mike myers should just give up.

expect to see this little bit on the mtv movie awards coming up in the next couple of weeks.

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