Stare at this real hard

who is this? click under the cut to find out if its who you think it is.


at first glance i was convinced this was danity kane skank aubrey oday. thats five word in a row that safari is telling me are misspelled. its almost like saying "Beetlejuice". dont say it three times! she might appear and have sex with your boyfriend. or your dad, if your boyfriend isnt in the room.

anyways, its not her! thats actually christina aguilera. shes really trying hard to reinvent herself her. first, looking like Gaga, and then AUBREY ODAY. seriously get a hold of yourself here christina. who remembers her performance a couple years ago on grammys where she sang "its a mans mans mans world"? go back to those days Xtina.

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GaGa redeems herself

last week, Lady Gaga was seemingly caught lip synching on an Australian news show. When i saw the video, there was definitely something wrong and honestly it disappointed me a little. here is what she says about the debacle:

"I was sick the day of the show but I absolutely, 100% was singing live. I have never lip-synched and never will. Even on my worst day, I never will."

"I am very happy to come back on Sunrise to sing again and have you in the front row."

heres what i think. she shouldnt have to give anyone explanations. shes obv new to this game. the only way to get people to love you is to get people to hate you. heres what she should have said:

"I used a fucking backing track because thats the nature of pop music. Suck it."

Lady Gaga, i have never performed in front of hundreds or thousands of people, but i have been one of the those hundreds. WE DONT CARE IF U SING. your not an opera singer, we get that. actually, it makes me feel pretty uncomfortable when i hear someone sing and sound like shit because they are out of breath from dancing. at that point, IM BEGGING YOU TO LIP SYNCH. i want a performance, not you heavily breathing into a microphone and trying to spin grunting noises into words.

anyways, enjoy this vid from yesterday where she clearly sings:

ps. bitch always looks so fierce!
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anna faris boat skit on SNL

not sure why they have only one of her skits up, this one is prob my least favorite. but she sings! which i always love.

ill put others if they come up.

ps. this was the funniest part of the show last night, i literally was laughing in that loud embarassing way that u dont want other people to hear but its uncontrollable:


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stunning, as usual

soon to be the muse of every fashion house on the planet, leighton meester celebrates her cover of Gotham magazine, along with some cross promotional tequila bullshit.

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Live from New Jersey its Saturday Night!

i really cant stress to you guys how slow of a news week it has been. usually, there will be one or two days where i can kind of get more than 6 things to post about in a day, but this week? not so much.

anyways, getting to the point, im home for the weekend because i was supposed to help out with a garage sale, which was cancelled from the rain. SO instead of being at a party with my roommates, like a normal 21 year old, im at home. watching saturday night live. WHICH IS OK! because anna faris is hosting and duffy is the musical guest.

its not a usual thing when two of your favorite people converge on one television show in a mix of awkwardness and irony. anna seems stuck in her cindy campbell/jane f/shelly roles. but im not complaining. it was just weird everytime she introduced duffy..i really think she had no idea who duffy was. and i dont think duffy knew who anna was either. when they stood next to each other at the end i kind of like looked away because neither knew what to do. finally anna said something to her and kind of initiated a hug.

anyways- i dont usually watch snl but it was funny! im going to look for clips to put on here for everyone. or maybe just me.

i know i did all of that preaching yesterday about how talented duffy is and all that jazz, but i wasnt impressed with her performances on SNL. i think she was super nervous. she sung in a completely higher octave than she usually does. i saw her live, and she was great, but SNL is kind of on a completely different plane. i hope she didnt turn off potential new listeners.

i guess i could be done boring you now with my thoughts. BUT one more thing. i found some more details on faris's boyfriend! see quote:
Faris is now in a relationship, the product of a friendship that blossomed into romance.

She reveals that her boyfriend is an actor but will not name him.

‘‘He's really proud of me, but he also seems like he couldn't care less, which is great,'' she says with a laugh.

‘‘I didn't stay off the market too long -- I found myself in a relationship fairly quickly. It was somebody I was friends with for a little while and I was always trying to hook him up with other girls.

‘‘It's awful that I know everybody he slept with and I helped him!''

weird that she would be so open with australian media...


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miley out AGAIN with gaston<3

miley, sans parentals, goes on another date with god's greatest creation.

look at them all cute and coordinated. like he doesnt know what hes doing. W.E! im totally jeal!

p.s.- i LOLed real hard at the guy eating to the right. priceless.


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MTV European Music Awards Noms

if its anything i am a sucker for, its awards shows. even when i cant view them because im on another continent! anywayz, if you live in europe you can go to your local MTV page and vote for the artists in these categories. some artists will remain nameless on this blog, so if i list them, then i approve of the nomination.

Album of the Year:
Duffy- "Rockferry" and Britney Spears- "Blackout". as much as i love brit, i have to pull for Duffy on this one. she writes her own music and has true talent. lets be honest here people

Most Addictive Track:
Duffy's "Mercy" and Coldplay's "Viva La Vida". those two are listed by who i want to win and who i think will win, respectively.

New Act:
Obviously, Duffy is nominated, but then again so is Katy Perry, who makes me want to put my head through a wall. If duffy doesnt win, let it be either miley cyrus or onerepublic.

Act of 2008:
this category is a joke. i mean, i love amy winehouse as much as the next person, but she def doesnt deserve this award- not any more. i was pulling for her and was so happy when she won those grammys, but now? im sick of it. we are all enablers here. Britney doesnt deserve it either, because 2008 isnt her year- 2009 is. other acts in this category suck generally.

i omitted the rest of the categories listed because i have no interest in any of the nominees. why arent artists like M.I.A and MGMT and Radiohead nominated- artists who take creative risks and create such works of art nominated? to me, duffy is the only legit act who got recognized.


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"Womanizer"- Listen here!

its not love at first listen for me, but i like the hook. check it out for yourselves.

i dont think i liked "gimme more" at first either though. britney will always rule though.

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something to get excited about

this morning perez reported that mr johnny depp is going to be reprising his role in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. is anyone surprised? i mean the way they left off the 3rd one it makes complete sense they would make another. hopefully, they revert back to the way the first one was done, because really it was the only good one out of the three.

the second and third movies had wayyy to many plot lines and too much switching around- it got confusing!

but thats not all! supposedly depp is signed on to play the mad hatter in an adaptation of "Alice in Wonderland". this is one of my favorite stories from when i was a kid and i really think he could do a good job. no doubt they will make the movie all trippy and weird but hey i wont be complaining. i heard rumors somewhere about who was going to play alice but im pretty sure its a no name actress, and i am happy they went that direction.

unfortunatley though, disney decided to use a similar technology to that of the one used to make the recent "Beowulf", which starred Angelina Jolie. I was really hoping they would use just regular live action, but beggars cant be choosers right?

in other movie news from the mouse house, we will see the release of a sequel to "Cars", which i am personally excited about, along with "Cars Land" at the Disneyland park in California.

for more details, dont go to perez, go to variety!


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Lady Gaga plays Sydney

FIERCE.


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best pic EVER

proof that anna faris pwns every comedienne. and who ever thought she would hang out with lance bass?

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im sorry

i just cannot get over how hottt he is! seriously help me switch lives with miley. god he probly has a southern accent too!


I WANT HIM. people on the gossip circuit have dubbed him simply "gaston", like from beauty and the beast. its his last name, but it would be so fitting as his first!

these pics are from a couple weeks ago but still. do i really need to give u an excuse for posting this? by the way, the night this was taken these two were out with miley's mom and another boy and girl (no idea who they were). at least the mom is chaperoning the dates! i mean he is 5 yrs older, which if you think about it isnt that big of a deal as u get older. shes a slut anyway.

thanks jared!

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kids say the darnedest things

"They gave my suppositories and all sorts but it just wasn't working. Then when I finally did go it took me three hours to give birth to a pebble! And it killed - it was like labour pains. I'm actually frightened to go to the toilet now."

-Jordan giving enough detail on the aftermath of her most recent surgery.




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something you never thought you would see

LC lauren conrad holding an emmy


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finally

most likely ill edit this post tomorrow and add a picture and a source link so you dont think im full of shit, but its like 2 am and i wanted to mention it before i went to bed.

that was one really long run on sentence.

anyways, lindsay lohan is being honored by the Entertainment Industry Council for her accurate portrayal of someone with addition/mental health issues in the movie "Georgia Rule". for anyone who has seen this movie, youll know what they mean. obv alot of people havent seen it and dont want to give it a chance, but its actually really a great film. its very deep and depressing and deals with real issues in sort of a manner that makes it feel really surreal but almost realistic. idk maybe im babbling but who can blame me.

anyways ill post more info on this tomorrow! (or later today if you want to be literal.)



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the collision of my two favorite worlds

willa holland (kaitlyn cooper) on the set of gossip girl.

wheres julie?



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new gossip girl casting!

click under the cut to see who this gentleman is and what his place is on our favorite show.




name: matt doyle
purpose: erics new bb
when: in or around episode 6 with the possibility of becoming recurring

thoughts? (he was in spring awakening)


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jayden james is REALLY f-in cute.

i mean, i think this is jayden? i feel like sean p would look a little older.


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MAJOR televisor scoop

i have some extra time on my hands and i realize ive kinda been slacking when it comes to giving you hints on whats happening on ~my~ favorite shows, so ill make it up to you now.

if youre a seasoned spoiler whore, you will already know all of this, because undoubtedly we have the same sources, and there is no need to click under the cut (unless you would like reinforcement).

shows contained underneath:
greys
gossip girl
the office

ps THE BIGGEST LOSER PREMIERES TONIGHT!



* wallace shawn, pictured, will be featured on gossip girl as aaron's father. for those of you who have religiously read the books like me, this is ALMOST spot on casting. not sure how he will actually appear on the show, but hes def disgusting, they just need to make him fat. in the books, cyrus (name of said character) comes into the picture when blair's mother starts dating him, and they eventually marry. hence, aaron becomes blair's stepbrother, and cyrus blair's stepfather. we will have to wait and see what route they take, a completely different one or that of the books. either way, there will be some interesting dynamics introduced.

*the annoying cougar lady on gossip girl is set to be GONE by the end of episode 4. thank jesus. however, joshy left the door open for her return. dont make the same mistake you did with oliver! crazy love interests dont work will on ur shows buddy.

*gossip's cameras were all over fashion week because YOU GUESSED IT there will be an entire episode devoted to our faves at MBFW.




* three new people have been cast into seattle grace hospital, and they are pictured above- Janina Gavankar, Brandon Scott, and Kevin McKidd. The lady is introduced as a new intern, Brandon will play a "new mcdreamy" (yeah right), and Kevin is a former Iraq doc that has the hots for christina. Kevin was cast a while ago and will appear in the season premiere. its not clear as of now if these 3 will be permanent characters or what, i just hope they get rid of rose soon.

* click here to see a little sneak peek at the 2 hour premiere- a moment with christina and the new iraq guy. from what ive seen THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD. the 40 second or so clip was like eating one potato chip. I FRIKEN WANT MORE.

* ausiello, always the clever one, reports that two of the following things will happen in the episode. one will be a daydream of meredith's and the other actually happens. two things are completely made up: (1) rose will stab derek (2) derek has a heart attack and is visited by denny's ghost (3) burke returns, shoots derek in the face, and then turns the gun on himself (4) in a flashback, we learn that derek got into a car accident shortly after the whole candle thing with meredith.

im pretty sure 3 would never happen, although it would be damned good to watch, i can imagine meredith dreaming of rose stabbing derek, and 2 i think will def happen, as i have reported before that denny is coming back in at least one episode this season.

*for some unknown, godforsaken reason, the writers of greys feel the need to take a page from Lost and do some kind of weird flash forward sequence and show what two of the characters are up to in the future. this is unnecessary and i cant even see how it would fit into the show, and could create continuity problems for future seasons. the writers seem to be digging themselves into holes.

*i dont know how or why this is important, but people feel we should know that our friends at dunder mifflin have been blessed with a larger budget this year. god knows what michael will purchase. WAIT scratch that entire thing, i re-read it, and what they meant was that the show's production has a larger budget, so that probly means alot more scenes filmed outside of the office. heres to hoping that they film more on dwight's farm.

*as for news on jim and pam- im hearing somehting about some fake rain. make of that what you will, but i had an anticipatory squee when i read it.

*theres a new receptionist at dunder- and its a male character. (remember because pam goes to ny)




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pwned by lindsay lohan

click here to see a priceless video of lindsay lohan hitting a pap outside a new york hotel. dlisted put it perfectly:

"Last night at the Bowery Hotel in NYC, metal barricades were set up outside for Marc Anthony's stupid ass birthday party. HoHan, who is staying at the hotel, was making her way in when her big lesbian foot tripped over the barricade. Clumsy ass gayelle! HoHan mistakengly thought one of the pappies tripped her, so she turned around and punched him in the nose. Confessions of a broken snout!

TMZ reports that HoHan was on her phone at the time and said, Oh my God, I just hit a paparazzi."

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just look how cute

the adorable mark ronson attended amy winehouse's birthday party this weekend, but sadly she didnt show.

the UK Sun claims that "she felt to ugly" to go. ill believe it. everyone knows i love her but she really salted her own game.

something about mark being pictured with adele makes me so damn happy. i always love seeing my fave artists together. and now that mark split from that little slut daisy lowe, he can date lily!


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britney update

ive got some quick news about ms. spears:

1. new single comes out sept 22. - womanizer
2. album comes out in december
3. the title of the album is "circus"
4. the day the single comes out is brit brit's bday! what a great present if everyone plays it on the radio and buys it on itunes and shit.

for more info contained in a glowing press release, click here.


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more from radio 1

a while i ago i posted a vid of duffy on radio 1's live lounge doing a version of Hot Chips "Ready for the Floor". Well, i decided to do a little search of other sessions and post my faves here. ill leave most under the cut, but since i love her so much, ill put lily allen's above.

here she is (with a useless blue screen video) doing a cover of The Kook's naive:



some chic jamelia doing a cover of linkin park's "Numb":


although i really dislike her, little jackie did a good cover of coldplay's "viva la vida":


a winehouse-eqsue gabriella climi does a pretty good cover of neyo's "closer", kind of like a small new york jazz club version:


pendulum doing a cover of coldplay's violet hill, very pretty:


THIS ONE IS REALLY GOOD. the ting tings did a cover of the gossip's "standing in the way of control", i prefer it to the original:


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musical ecstasy vol 2.

my new song obsession is "An End Has A Start" by the Editors.

i found this song accidently, kind of. i purchased two 50 dollar albums from a UK radio station who has artists come in and do live recordings, and it came up on my shuffle.

the radio 1 live lounge version is absolutely exquisite but they dont have it on youtube. the regular version is alot faster, and still just as good, but they dont allow a fucking embed which infuriates me. like, im trying to spread ur music around and you block me from doing it.

anyway, click here to go to youtube and watch the annoying official video.

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why are you here?

ashley tisdale whores up the primetime emmy's.

what was she even doing there?

its not like shes still doing her second rate role on "Zac and Cody"....

her hair looks like something the girls in my high school wore- in 2001.

and the eye makeup makes her look cheap.

god. she seems more desperate everyday. like her daily trips to the coffee bean so shes photographed by the paps? like, send a runner. they get a 15 dollar stipend and college credit for that shit.


shes in the same category as vanexxxa.

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R.I.P

brandi c left I Love Money tonight. i only watched the first half of the ep, but naturally i have my sources and found out who got kicked off before the bottom 3 were even chosen.

my "trashy idiot lunatic" void will soon be filled, however, as Charm School is only weeks away.

im praying they do a marathon of the first season, that shit was cinematic gold.



ps. i just looked out my window, and theres a really creepy full moon.


pps. the place i got the picture from had an interview with brandi i guess after she got kicked off of rock of love, and, its actually pretty interesting, shes quite normal and well spoken. weird.... check it out.


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i agree.

kid rock put, quite eloquently, my feelings on celebrity political endorsement.

"I truly believe that people like myself, who are in a position of entertainers in the limelight, should keep their mouth shut on politics. Because at the end of the day, let me tell you what I 'm good at: I'm good at writing songs and singing. What I'm not educated in is the field of political science. And so for me to be sharing my views and influencing people of who I think they should be voting for … I think would be very irresponsible on my part. So I'll just keep my mouth shut on that. I think celebrity endorsements hurt politicians. Because as soon as somebody comes out for a politician, especially in Hollywood, when they all go, 'I'm voting for this guy!' — I go, 'That's not who I'm voting for!' … As soon as Oprah Winfrey pops up and goes 'Ha-la-la-la-la,' I'm like, 'I love Barrack Obama. I hate Oprah Winfrey.' I don't hate her. I just don't believe in her, so I don't want any part of any of that. I think celebrities hurt politicians."

hes so correct. this is the one thing him and i will ever agree on. other than hating oprah...

one thing i dont look for in my fave celebs is advice on a presidential candidate. most of them, lets face it, dont even get to experience a college classroom.

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i dont even know what to say about this.

this box office shit keeps getting weirder and weirder. ill list you the top five with the rank it was predicted to have (along with the monetary amount) next to it in parenthesis.

1. burn after reading- 20 mil (3rd- 13.8 mil)
2. the family that preys- 18 mil (1st- 17.1 mil)
3. righteous kill- 16.5 mil (2nd-14.6 mil)
4. the women- 10 mil (4th- 9.8 mil)
5. the house bunny- 4.3 mil (8th- 3.9 mil)

a few notes i have on the subject:
1. the people who compile the lists of box office predictions seriously underestimated the power of pitt and clooney.
2. i saw burn after reading, and really, it wasnt that great. clooney and pitt were good, but a lot of the humor was over my head or something.
3. the whole top three is completely fucked up.
4. im loling that house bunny is still holding on to a rank. although these aren't the actually numbers, its still pretty cool that it beat the dark knight and tropic thunder. lol.
5. babylon ad and bangkok dangerous, both 2nd week movies completely fell off the charts, which is actually not at all surprising and quite comical.
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wow! who is this?

damn, he is HOTT! i have no idear who he is, but WOW. apparently he was on some "nashville star" show? ive never heard of it.

he looks kinda old though, not old, but like, too old for her.

who cares though. get it!

EDIT: i have a little bit of an awkward update on this post. (1) they are attending church here (why?) and (2) above handsome gentleman is an underwear model (3) hes 20 (4) shes 15 (5) her parents were there


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this is the greatest thing ive ever seen

a group of dancing chuckies invaded jessica simpson's set on good morning america.


i dont know whats more terrifying, jessica simpson making all of new york's ears bleed, or a dozen knife wielding chuckies who are loving it...
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lily time!

lily allen, all that is fabulous, attended an auction for artist damein hirst. trivial, it seems, however you are mistaken. everything lily does is quite riveting.



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found it.

found popplehoe! and william too, as an added bonus.

click under





i like anna's dress, but..should she really be having her totties all out and about at an event for kids?

the shoes are terrible.

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here we go, Four Christmases trailer

i almost feel stupid, you know, considering i just posted about this the other day, and here i am posting about it again, BUT: got the full trailer AND it came with an embed.



watch it before they take it off youtube! comes out in november people.

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NO WAY

DO NOT CLICK UNDER THE CUT UNLESS U WANT TO LOSE YOUR COOKIES.

SERIOUSLY THIS IS A MAJOR DOWNGRADE ON GOSSIP GIRL.

IM SO UPSET






its a good thing i could give a shit about either of their story lines, but looking at such a beautiful man kiss such an ugly girl is downright cruel.






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lol

this picture just brings the lolz for me.

miranda cosgrove (icarly) and josh peck (from drake and josh) pose together at the UK kids choice awards.

i know popplehoe was there- she was nominated. im searching for her pic as we speak. i wonder what heinous outfit she chose.

miranda is cute here and josh peck really lost a lot of weight! he looks good!

they might make a cute couple.

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now THIS would be america's favorite couple.

although this is simply a speculative dream of mine, im hoping its true.

pictured are kevin connolly and anna faris. anna faris is pretty much my favorite person on earth and kevin connolly, well, im in love with him, or at least his character E on entourage.

these two worked together on 3 episodes of entourage and anna has said in interviews that he was her favorite to work with on the show. shes dating someone, an actor, but wont say who.

well, what was kevin randomly doing at a "House Bunny" party at Project Beach House?

(ps. i checked his wiki page and it doesnt mention him dating anyone else.)

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lily has a new man?

this guy could very well be her cousin, but various blogs are claiming more. idk..its not like im the one dating him but couldnt she find someone who didnt wear velcro shoes?

shes looking pretty fierce though. love the new hair, the bag, the outfit, and she pulls off the shoes well.


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lindsay is legit, not le-shit

miz lohan goes all editorial for a spread in October's Elle magazine.

i like!

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Four Christmases TV Spot

although i find it kind of strange they have a tv spot before they have a trailer, im really happy to have something finally to attach to this movie.

click here to see it on youtube, they have disabled embeding for some reason. ill never understand that when it comes to commercials/trailers for movies and tv shows.

that shit is like free advertising!

anyways the movie looks entertaining, and so far i like the chemistry between reese and vince vaughn. two people u wouldnt normally place together.

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so wrong its right.

my favorite bastard child of reality television, Charm School, is almost upon us!

doesnt look like daisy is a part of it, probly cause she out classes all these broads, BUT my new fave is brandi c so its all ok!

brandi c is dumb as a friken rock but has a heart made out of fake, cheap, JC Penny gold.

cant freakin wait! check out the sneak peak.

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William Moseley! How ive missed him!

click under the cut to see more of my sexy man and a new popplehoe wardrobe item to add to the collection.

p.s. they are attending the National Movie Awards, which ive never heard of.








thoughts on popplehoe's dress? i actually kind like it. the length is classy and u cant see any possible embarassing shoes she might be wearing. all around good job. thats twice in a row i havent completely hated something shes worn.


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