Lea Michele Officially Has My Unconditional Love

Anyone who knows me knows how embarrassingly obsessed I am with the Fox television show "Glee", but if its one thing I have stood by, it is my dislike for Lea Michele. Something about her just screams "I am an insufferable cunt!". I will not however, deny the effect her voice has on me.

I have been conflicted with this dilemma for a long, long time. Tonight, I have officially swayed to the other end of the spectrum. The following list is reasons why I can no longer deny my love for her.

1) she can sing ALMOST as well as Idina Menzel.
2) shes from New Jersey, which, I mean, that automatically means I am predisposed to like her.
3)




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"I Am......Sasha Fierce"- read "I am...full of bullshit"

“Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I’m working and when I’m on the stage.”

the collective world's reaction: 

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i just have something to say

peaches geldof, some whore from london, had alot of audacity when she published a column for NYLON magazine. recently, she moved to NYC- Williamsburg, Brooklyn to be exact.

now, im nothing but jersey trash, BUT even i was insulted by what this girl wrote. im going to save you some of the aggravation by only posting a small excerpt.

It’s a city where there is always something exciting to do. Girls here look like they just stepped off the catwalk: the Upper East Side society queens are dressed to the nines in McQueen and Prada, and the East Village hipsters look like extras from The Virgin Suicides or Desperately Seeking Susan.
My best friend here is a boy named Bunny. We spend our days traipsing around Manhattan—him in skin-tight plaid trousers, huge geek glasses, and a mass of red hair sticking out haphazardly from beneath an Amish-style hat. We buy pizza from street vendors, run through Times Square marvelling at its energy, and source new vintage boutiques. Nights involve dancing at Beatrice Inn or Lit, watching the Misshapes spin some tunes, or catching one of the amazing bands Brooklyn has to offer.

New York is a place where I finally feel at home. Driving over the Brooklyn Bridge at night in a yellow cab (the novelty still hasn’t worn off!) and gazing out over the tops of the skyscrapers-their peaks reaching ever upward, lights twinkling out of the endless windows like fireflies, their glow reflected in the water of the Hudson River—there’s no place I’d rather be.
--PEACHES GELDOF

-first of all, your friend bunny is an idiot. hes obviously not a native new yorker, because NO ONE would put up with this cliche poser crap.
-everyone knows to steer clear of times square. its filled with idiots, tourists, and aggravated people who work there and are forced to be there.
- you might feel at home in nyc, but no one wants you there. jersey either.
- i wont even address your need to condescend far enough that ur taking a cab. no ones fucking impressed. get on a fucking nyc bus- that novelty wears off REAL quick.
-the brooklyn bridge connects brooklyn with manhattan. VIA THE EAST FUCKING RIVER. the hudson river is on the opposite side of the damn island. seriously. i live in new jersey. and i know this.

with such blatant disregard to the simple facts, how is it that this girl has not been mugged? please! i volunteer! if i see this bitch when i go see the duke spirit in november im going to give her a nice NJ welcome. THE MIDDLE FINGER.

ps. this is for all my friends in ny.

pps. oh and u spelled pittsburgh wrong. and its offending. i have family there. no one spells LONDON wrong now do they???

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Everyone's At It

only true lily allen fans and dedicated gossip hounds will appreciate the fuckery of this video. idk if its fan made or truly something she had a creative hand in, but its bloody brazilliant:


basic premise: everyones on some kind of drug or medicated so just fucking accept it. shes like the poor man's M.I.A- social commentary in an obvious way and not buried into the song. i love her soo much! this is just a snip of the song but u can get the entire version on her myspace, see link in the "check them out" section on the right side of my page.

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The Audacity

I seldom step down to this kind of level (see any post about vanessa hudgens), but this situation calls for it. i worked 12 hours today and i come home to ready my daily entertainment news, and THIS is what i see.

Katy Perry, a second, make that third rate pop "singer", made famous by 13 year olds who feel the need to blast her songs during their sleepovers (the thought makes me lol because the parents are probly like "WTF") felt the need to bash LC and others from the hills. heres the run down:

Katy Perry is not a fan of Lauren Conrad or her fellow Hills stars.
Blender Magazine (via PageSix) asked the I Kissed A Girl singer if she related to Conrad and Heidi Montag, to which she replied “hellz to the fu*k no.”
She added “there’s no comparison. No offense, but those ladies are a totally different breed. A cheeseburger’s fine if you’re just looking for something quick to fill you up, but there’s no substitute for the filet.”

really Katy Perry? REALLY. your going to go there? well ok. listen, i guess you could say i am biased towards LC, but this bitch even makes me want to defend HEIDI. what is she implying here? that she is in someway classier or of better quality than LC? im confused but i know that someone with a face like this: (utterly terrifying)


should not be comparing themselves to someone who looks like this: (not Angelina Jolie but still..)


here are the facts katy, (1) in america, people like cheeseburgers better than filets (2) in america, we are in a recession, so more people eat cheeseburgers because they are more affordable. (3) if you are refering to LC and the hills not being real, maybe you should look in the mirror, because the reason you are famous is for a song about being bisexual, which you arent.
(4) if ur implying you have more class, then saying "hellz to the fuck no" is not a good supporting argument.

shes sucks and i hate her. utterly the worst thing on the music scene today. id say shes just as bad or worse than hayden panetierre.

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GaGa redeems herself

last week, Lady Gaga was seemingly caught lip synching on an Australian news show. When i saw the video, there was definitely something wrong and honestly it disappointed me a little. here is what she says about the debacle:

"I was sick the day of the show but I absolutely, 100% was singing live. I have never lip-synched and never will. Even on my worst day, I never will."

"I am very happy to come back on Sunrise to sing again and have you in the front row."

heres what i think. she shouldnt have to give anyone explanations. shes obv new to this game. the only way to get people to love you is to get people to hate you. heres what she should have said:

"I used a fucking backing track because thats the nature of pop music. Suck it."

Lady Gaga, i have never performed in front of hundreds or thousands of people, but i have been one of the those hundreds. WE DONT CARE IF U SING. your not an opera singer, we get that. actually, it makes me feel pretty uncomfortable when i hear someone sing and sound like shit because they are out of breath from dancing. at that point, IM BEGGING YOU TO LIP SYNCH. i want a performance, not you heavily breathing into a microphone and trying to spin grunting noises into words.

anyways, enjoy this vid from yesterday where she clearly sings:

ps. bitch always looks so fierce!
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MTV European Music Awards Noms

if its anything i am a sucker for, its awards shows. even when i cant view them because im on another continent! anywayz, if you live in europe you can go to your local MTV page and vote for the artists in these categories. some artists will remain nameless on this blog, so if i list them, then i approve of the nomination.

Album of the Year:
Duffy- "Rockferry" and Britney Spears- "Blackout". as much as i love brit, i have to pull for Duffy on this one. she writes her own music and has true talent. lets be honest here people

Most Addictive Track:
Duffy's "Mercy" and Coldplay's "Viva La Vida". those two are listed by who i want to win and who i think will win, respectively.

New Act:
Obviously, Duffy is nominated, but then again so is Katy Perry, who makes me want to put my head through a wall. If duffy doesnt win, let it be either miley cyrus or onerepublic.

Act of 2008:
this category is a joke. i mean, i love amy winehouse as much as the next person, but she def doesnt deserve this award- not any more. i was pulling for her and was so happy when she won those grammys, but now? im sick of it. we are all enablers here. Britney doesnt deserve it either, because 2008 isnt her year- 2009 is. other acts in this category suck generally.

i omitted the rest of the categories listed because i have no interest in any of the nominees. why arent artists like M.I.A and MGMT and Radiohead nominated- artists who take creative risks and create such works of art nominated? to me, duffy is the only legit act who got recognized.


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im sorry

i just cannot get over how hottt he is! seriously help me switch lives with miley. god he probly has a southern accent too!


I WANT HIM. people on the gossip circuit have dubbed him simply "gaston", like from beauty and the beast. its his last name, but it would be so fitting as his first!

these pics are from a couple weeks ago but still. do i really need to give u an excuse for posting this? by the way, the night this was taken these two were out with miley's mom and another boy and girl (no idea who they were). at least the mom is chaperoning the dates! i mean he is 5 yrs older, which if you think about it isnt that big of a deal as u get older. shes a slut anyway.

thanks jared!

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pwned by lindsay lohan

click here to see a priceless video of lindsay lohan hitting a pap outside a new york hotel. dlisted put it perfectly:

"Last night at the Bowery Hotel in NYC, metal barricades were set up outside for Marc Anthony's stupid ass birthday party. HoHan, who is staying at the hotel, was making her way in when her big lesbian foot tripped over the barricade. Clumsy ass gayelle! HoHan mistakengly thought one of the pappies tripped her, so she turned around and punched him in the nose. Confessions of a broken snout!

TMZ reports that HoHan was on her phone at the time and said, Oh my God, I just hit a paparazzi."

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why are you here?

ashley tisdale whores up the primetime emmy's.

what was she even doing there?

its not like shes still doing her second rate role on "Zac and Cody"....

her hair looks like something the girls in my high school wore- in 2001.

and the eye makeup makes her look cheap.

god. she seems more desperate everyday. like her daily trips to the coffee bean so shes photographed by the paps? like, send a runner. they get a 15 dollar stipend and college credit for that shit.


shes in the same category as vanexxxa.

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christina> lady gaga?

rumor has it that christina aguleira (i really dont know how to spell that name) took inspiration from lady gaga for her recent performance at the mtv vma's. i def agree about the similarities. actually, it looked like lady gaga was lip syncing to christina's song.

i dont get why she lip synced. shes known to actually sing during her performances, so its out of the ordinary. girl has a voice everyone knows it. i dont think the performance was necessarily bad because of it though. she looked good, danced good, the song was good, and the performance was exciting.

go here to watch the vid of her performance and read lady gaga's reaction to the claim christina was "copying" her.
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Lily Allen tells Sir Elton to F*ck Off!

i dont like to include swear words in my post titles, cause im not sure itll show up on google then, BUT this vid is so funny i couldnt not post it.

in it, lily tells elton to fuck off like 3 times and they talk about snorting things.

god i love her.



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hey!

leave her alone!





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heres somethin that really pisses me off..

heres your purported top five at the box office this weekend:

1. tropic thunder- for real? THIS movie is number one three weeks in a row? it made 11.5 mil, which tells you how really terrible the box office was this weekend. most times, a movie will make 4 or 5 times that when they are number one.
2. babylon ad- 9.7 mil (what even is this movie?)
3. the dark knight- 8.75 mil (im so over this movie. go away)
4. my beloved house bunny, which disappointingly made only 8.3 mil this weekend :(
5. traitor- 7.9

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good news!

perez reported today that Katie Price was invited to the Gatcombe horse trials, where she will mingle with royalty. 

this is of course, after she was snubbed by the Cartier Polo International event, where she was thought to be "too trashy". 

good for her. shes great. i stole the picture from perez. 

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