i call bullshizz

recently i showed a picture of mike myers with la lohan filming the token parody party that they show at the beginning of every mtv movie awards.

i decided to take a look at the nominees this year and..two words: vomit inducing.

mtv decided to completely distance themselves from credible awards shows such as the academy awards and the golden globes.

they have the absolute nerve to put "i now pronounce you chuck and larry" on the ballot! please...

however..these are my picks for each category. i dont even know if ill watch. i may just wait and see who won the next day on yahoo news.

best comedic performance: has to be jonah hill from superbad, even though i hated him in forgetting sarah marshall

best female performance: katherine heigl in knocked up

best fight: this category is bullshit..however narnia (:D) better be nominated next year.

best kiss: the only movie thats nominated that i have seen is disturbia. god, its difficult for me to even complete this list!

best male performance: somehow no country for old men and there will be blood were ignored in this category..so ill have to go with denzel in american gangster.

best movie: this category is a laughing stock..i mean national treasure is nominated. im gonna go with pirates of the carribean, even though i havent seen it yet, because its the only movie in the category that doesnt make me cringe.

best summer movie (so far): OMG hands down prince caspian :) :) :).....however i dont think itll actually win because its actually a good movie. there are alot of possible winners. i think probs iron man will win although i could see indiana jones winning. sex and the city doesnt stand a chance.

best villian: somehow they made this a decent category? javier bardem will win.

best breakthrough performance: seems like superbad and knocked up threw up all over this category. i have to go with nikki blonsky from hairspray. she did and excellent job!

all in all this list has left me with odgida (spelling?). ill probly just watch to see if ben barnes or william mosely show up.