LIVEBLOGGING THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS!

im liveblogging the teen choice awards! ill be posting, editing, and reposting during every commercial break!

p.s. as of now im having trouble posting images onto here. i guess we will see what happens. AND i couldnt watch the red carpet show on E! because they took it off basic cable.

so click below the cut for what i have to say about the awards!



8:00 p.m.- here we go! miley's performance is good! haha she went over by blake lively who had a huge grin plastered on her face. she gave fergie a rose! cute. bitch knows how to perform. her and selena gomez sang together! take that perez hilton.

8:05- where are the jokes? miley's "monologue" sucks. im disappointed. anyways first award- action adventure film. dark knight has it in the bag. how come the towel said "will smith"? instead of "hancock"? fuckin weird. wtf is this speech?

8:11- demi lovato is pretty! next award is choice tv drama. gossip girl better win. AND THEY DID! dan is so dan. his speech is like straight from an episode i swear ive seen. everyone looks gorge.

8:24- sophia bush looks perty as usual. i love drake bell too. choice comedian- boo adam sandler. no one even liked that zohah movie! it was nice of him to shout out to the troops!

8:28- id like to start by saying FUCK vaneXXXa hudgens. ur wearing too much makeup u idiot. ne ways fresh face award- i want leighton to win. blake lively won it. at least shes nice.

8:30- everyone hates miley's best friend. time for the dance battle! omg im so excited. ACDC's turn! they did really really good. ill try and get a video for you guys. they had cameos from jabawockeez and chris brown. i thought both sides would be dancing like against each other at the same time.

8:39- what is this choice myspacer bullshit? whatever. im not even telling u the winner. demi lovato was also unenthused.

8:41- hahah the announcer said "dramar". Leighton and chad michael murray. choice male actor drama issssssssssss channing tatum! idk what that name is but hes hot soo ok. he totally pimped M&M cru and lauren conrad loved it.

8:50- the jonas brothers BORE me to tears. icarly's on stage! love her to tears. shes so awkward looking though. how is "meet dave" even nominated for an award? i srsly love steve carrell.

9:02- im not excited to see mariah carey lip synch. and what is she wearing? she may be an "icon" but at least miley cyrus sings!

9:05- ok its all over. chace crawford! lovvve him. and i love rachel bilson! seeing them together on stage makes me giggle. choice action adventure tv female (confusing). i know whats coming-hayden. hate her! ew she won. grosssssss. chris brown agrees. WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO SCREAM! SHES TERRIFYING!

9:14- bsnow! love her. she gave jonas brothers a buttload of awards. then she runs off stage. bitch. now here comes scarjo. kinda dont mind her ne more shes alright. she reminds me of someone from queens with her passionate speaking and moving her hands all around with sort of an accent.

9:20- miley's back. natasha benningfield is apparently her role model. shes cool. ll cool j is pretty hot. choice music male artist is Chris Brown. he brings up a good point...does anyone actually surf on those boards? coming up next is red carpet icon female.

9:29- lc lauren conrad won an award. surprising.

9:31- dancetime! M&M Cru did great! i loved it. specially since miley and her ugly friend arent trained dancers and they did pretty good considering. and they had ll cool j. really how can u pick a winner though? it was cool to watch both.

who won the battle? m&m cru!!! hahaha

goodnight everyone!

PS OMG GEORGINA FROM GOSSIP GIRL JUST DID THE "ITS TEN OCLOCK DO YOU KNOW WHERE UR CHILDREN ARE?" THING ON FOX. HILLLARRRIOUSS