teen choice awards nominations

i am not a teen, yet i feel obligated to be excited about this. ok maybe not excited..how bout REALLY EXCITED because Gossip Girl kicked ass and took names. heres all you need to know about the show airing Aug. 4th---

1. miley cyrus is hosting (wonder how slutty shes gonna look?)

2. The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian  is nominated for movie action adventure (but iron man will probs win)

3. Jake Gyllenhaal is nominated for best actor (drama) for his role in Rendition, which i saw and loved. 

4. Keira Knightley is nominated for best actress (drama) for her role in Atonement. bitch better win. 

5. they have a category for best actress (and one for actor) for horror films, which seems kinda dumb for me, but i can appreciate Brittany Snow being nominated (obv for her role in Prom Night) 

6. ben barnes is nominated for breakout actor! yay

7.  gossip girl nominated for best tv drama (OTH is also nominated), and also tv breakout show

8. choice male tv actor- Chace Crawford and Penn Badgley, and Chad Michael Murray

9. choice female tv actor- Leighton Meester, Blake Lively, Sophia Bush, and Katherine Heigl. if blair doesnt win ill be really legit upset about it. i think she has it in the bag. 

10.  (both 9 and 10 relate to tv dramas)

11. leighton and blake are also nominated for choice breakout actresses (taylor momsen too, but that bitch would shit gold before she won and award for her acting).

12. breakout male stars include Ed Westwick, Chace, and Penn too. Westwick is also nominated for choice tv villian. 

13. britney spears even got a nomination! are pigs flying? 

14. theres two more categories- choice female hottie, and choice red carpet fashion icon (female) that i feel leighton meester should have gotten nominated for. BITCH WORKS IT. chace crawford was nominated for male hottie. 

so ill end the list with 14 points, which evidently, is the total amount of nominations Gossip Girl got. is that not the sickest shit you ever heard? you can get more information along with a list of all nominees and categories here